"He was a dapper gentleman, an aficionado of the haberdashery arts. This fine trench was designed with him in mind: a headless man need not fret over his lack of the most current chapeau. With this coat, all eyes would be on the fine lines and gentle stitching of the most refined among us."
Ichabod Trench # 4738
Tan or Black
Mens S, M, L, XL
--From the J Peterman catalog
(not really)
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