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Old 11-02-2003, 06:31 PM   #192
slang
St Petersburg, Florida
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 3,423
Ok, this is more specifically what I'm talking about. This strategy was developed with the help of BroSlang.

My little bro was hanging out on campus one night with some dumb c*nt that was totally using him. He was putting up with the BS she dished out happily, which is totally not like him. "What the fuck are you doing" I asked him. "Getting a foothold into the StuckUpFineBitches sorority" he told me. "Shes a StuckUpFineBitch, thats the only reason I'm hanging with her. She knows that and so do I"

After a coupla weeks when he'd been around this c*nt's friends he was indeed in. She was a bitch but many of her friends were not. And they were all easy on the eyes.

This is as old as it gets but it still works for guys and gals. Find one that wants to hang with you as an "in". You dont have to spend tons of money, just make her happy for a while. She prolly burns through a bunch of guys. If shes just using you, you'll know it. Thats OK. You just want to be known in a given cliche so that you can compete without being some nameless possible axemurderer.

Famous BroSlang quote: You might think I'm an ass, but one of your friends is gonna <i>love</i> hangin with me baby.
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