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Sycamore has no chance of ever getting elected because he is too liberal. My plan is to get on the Republican ticket but court liberal voters. A true "compassionate conservative".
I'd go, "what's the sense in making prostitution illegal when it's costing us money instead of making us a boatload in taxes?" Republicans would go "Damn, that's a good point." Bible thumpers would secretly breathe a sigh of relief, and the liberals would herald me as a champion of human rights. (As Carlin puts it - Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal?)
Then I'd work real hard to legalize marijuana, because even though I think drugs are a <b>bad</b> thing, I think the war on drugs is <b>worse</b>. What a waste of money and it doesn't even work. We're throwing money away. Hurrah! Thanks, NR. Real winner that one was.
Anyway, that's why I'm getting out all this asshole-ish-ness when I'm young - so I can be calm and collected later on, 'cause I'm gonna need it if I hope to make a dent in these huge roadblocks.
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