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Old 11-11-2009, 09:45 AM   #3
mbpark
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Carmel, Indiana
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flint View Post
Why not let computers make the jokes for us? Here are a few gems I got from the internal spellcheck, posting my resume online:

Vendors/Products:
Meditech = mediate
Corepoint = corposant
Neotool = Motorola
Cisco = Crisco
Nortel = Nortek
CLARiiON = clarion
CallPilot = calliope

Other Miscellany:
nt-based = teased
teleradiology = tolerability
PACS-related = pastureland
DICOM = disco
DLT = dolt
superuser = superset
Flint,

Meditech and mediate should never be in the same sentence since those two words have completely opposite meanings. Meditech and the words forced, hacked, and kludged should be.
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