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Old 12-01-2009, 08:20 AM   #4
Undertoad
Radical Centrist
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
Posts: 31,423
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Don't touch our monkey
We are the future of this great nation
We've shown you ours, now show us yours
You were doing real good up until the fish and ants...
Ass, Gas or Grass... well, really only the first one works here
Rape is a bad thing, but everything else is up for debate
We welcome all who... ah shut up, bitch!
Now with rubber baby buggy bumpers
Way cooler than that last site you were looking at.
Where that last drink would have brought you.
The Secret Ingredient . . . is LOVE.
Like urine through the drainpipe, so are the days of our lives
Post now or forever hold your piece.
A Stayman Winesap in a world of Red Delicious
Hey, kid. Wanna new sig? The first one's free.
There will only be peace once we are all crushed into a singularity. -toranokaze
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