[BrianR]

I used to have a roommate who was owned by a cat that insisted on showing ME it's butt first thing every morning. It got to anticipate my alarm clock by five minutes, would wander in and sit on my chest and purr to gently wake me and monitor my eyes for signs of life. As soon as I opened even ONE eye, it would immediately turn around and lift it's tail, then go sailing through the air, out the door, into my roommates bedroom, yowling all the way and followed by a stream of invective as only a sailor can do it.