Apparently, having a huge arse is actually healthy!
This article discusses a report which states that fat on the hip and thighs and a little junk in your trunk can help prevent metabolic and heart problems. It says it is slower burning and produces a hormone which helps prevent the arteries from clogging, But then article also mentions that doctors are considering the idea of shifting belly fat to the hips to make people more healthy.

? I don't get this ....if ass-fat is healthier than belly fat because it behaves differently, then surely it's a different fat, period. Shifting bad fat from the belly to the hips isn't going to magically turn it into good fat, is it?

That's like expecting my eight-year old to be quiet if I take him into a room full of mutes.