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Whit · 11-15-2003, 01:22 AM

      I was just reading the Virgin Treestump thread over in IOTD and I got to thinking, "Ya know, that Old Testament version of God would sure be a hell of a lot more fun at a party." What with the smiting and casting out and such. On the other hand as I recall, the New Testament gives us Jesus turning water to wine, that's gotta be the ultimate party trick. I guess it depends on what kind of party. Old Testament would definately be better if there's a mosh pit involved. New would be far better if the muchies run short. What do you guys think?

11-15-2003, 01:22 AM	#1
Whit Umm ... yeah. Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Arkansas, USA Posts: 949	Old or New Testament God: Which is more fun at parties?       I was just reading the Virgin Treestump thread over in IOTD and I got to thinking, "Ya know, that Old Testament version of God would sure be a hell of a lot more fun at a party." What with the smiting and casting out and such. On the other hand as I recall, the New Testament gives us Jesus turning water to wine, that's gotta be the ultimate party trick. I guess it depends on what kind of party. Old Testament would definately be better if there's a mosh pit involved. New would be far better if the muchies run short. What do you guys think? __________________ A friend will help you move. A true friend will help you move a body.