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Originally Posted by Undertoad
SURVIVAL PROTIPS
You don't have to run faster than the bears, just faster than your friends. As a part of your disaster preparation plans, make friends with a lot of gimpy people.
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Bears always go for the people carrying 75lbs of extra fat on them and smell like tortillas...
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Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.
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