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Originally Posted by DanaC

You might think so. But what goes on in her head is an entirely different kettle of fish :P

Besides, there's lots to be jeallous about. You've got a slamming figure and a sporty physique; gorgeous locks (I mean, come on, your hair is to die for) a startlingly beautiful face; and then to really make matters worse, you look like a dirty mexican pirate hooker who's got a handsome man at her side who she can go to the gym with: thereby showing quite graphically that you also have a brilliant and close relationship.

You have most women's dream.

WTF?