[Whit]

      Rho, a decade or so back a guy I knew got pulled over. Now normally this is a pain in the ass but as he had hot boxed his car he knew he was screwed. Especialy when his dad, a police captain, found out. Anyway, the cop comes up and says, "Sir did you realize that you... Have you been smoking pot in here?"
      Knowing probable cause had been established the guy says, "I'm not going to lie to you sir, yes I have."
      The cop says, "Do you still have a bag with you?"
      The guy answers, "I'm not going to lie sir, yes I do."
      The cop orders him to give up the bag, which he does and goes back to his car with it. The dude is sitting their waiting to get hauled off when the cop returns with the bag, with only half the contents from earlier, and says, "I don't want to see you around here anymore boy."
      The guy says, "No sir, thank you sir." And get's the hell out of there.
      Ah, Arkie cops. Lovely bunch.