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An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond.
The Amish man shouts:
"Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!"
Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have shit in it!"
The man shouts back: "I don't understand your gibberish.
Speak English!"
The Amish man shouts back in English:
"Use two hands, you'll get more!"
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"like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt
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