I have never typed a credit card number into my computer. I think I'm correct in saying that I've never typed my real name into my computer. Or my address, for that matter. As far as taxes go, I've been lucky enough to be able to use form 1040EZ. Literally five minutes to fill out. (Why do 'fill out' and 'fill in' mean the same thing?) I then MAIL the form to the Infernal Revenue. And, if they're patient enough to wait to get it, I'm patient enough to wait for my check. Yes, I know there are literally uncountable ways that, too, can go wrong, but it ain't happened yet. The man in the white coat says I'm resistant to change, so, I ain't gonna.
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