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Shawnee123 · 02-19-2010, 01:55 PM

Last time I travelled a long distance, i decided that a normal GPS wouldn't do it for me. I am seriously direction dyslexic (a phrase I coined and no it's not for sale) and once I get off the path, I am screwed.

However, I need a very calming GPS, a soothing gentle voice:

"OK, Shaw, you missed your turn back there. Now now, don't worry, it's OK. We can fix this. YOU'RE NOT A BAD PERSON! Everyone gets lost from time to time. No, you're not stupid. Now, here's what I need you to do...take the next left (directions). Then we'll go get ice cream, OK?..."

02-19-2010, 01:55 PM	#3
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Last time I travelled a long distance, i decided that a normal GPS wouldn't do it for me. I am seriously direction dyslexic (a phrase I coined and no it's not for sale) and once I get off the path, I am screwed. However, I need a very calming GPS, a soothing gentle voice: "OK, Shaw, you missed your turn back there. Now now, don't worry, it's OK. We can fix this. YOU'RE NOT A BAD PERSON! Everyone gets lost from time to time. No, you're not stupid. Now, here's what I need you to do...take the next left (directions). Then we'll go get ice cream, OK?..." __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby