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Old 03-22-2010, 07:36 PM   #476
impress
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Quote:
Originally Posted by squirell nutkin View Post
I gave my love a cherry
That had no stone
I gave my love a chicken
That had no bone
I told my love a story
That had no end
I gave my love a baby
With no crying.
Reminds me of the Alan Sherman version:
I gave my love a cherry without a stone,
I gave my love a chicken without a bone,
I gave my love a baby and then you see,
My love got very angry and she said to me:

"I didn't mind the cherry without the stone.
I didn't mind the chicken without the bone.
But when you give a baby, there's just one thing,
You ought to give at LEAST an engagement ring!"
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