fuck the dumbshit.
if you're gonna eat fried bread, cheese, and bacon....you might as well include some grilled turkey and tomato. Ordered from Denny's at 2:20 AM after a wild night at the local bar where you stunned the crowd with your karaoke prowess...... it's your best hope of sobering up enough to drive home without getting picked up for a DUI.
I give you the Super Bird: