[Sundae]

Fargon, we have a deal. I'll contact the BBC re the Doctor on your behalf (however fruitlessly) and you get on to Fox re Torchwood. Please.

Tell them if they de-gay Captain Jack they will face the wrath of thousands of slightly-older, slightly-manic, obsessed women around the world. And we (yes I count myself as one of them) are the most dangerous creatures imaginable when we are roused. We will launch a veritable jihad onto their heads. With fearsome weapons such as letter writing, moaning on forums and shaking our heads with mournful looks.

See Ianto's shrine below as an example of our power.

TBH, I can't see RTD and JB letting them. I mean this is the country that gave us five series of Queer As Folk when we only managed two! But I have heard much of the might of American Networks, and I fear them!