My dentist has a Simpsons poster on the ceiling and the last time I was there it crossed my mind that I must be the only person in the Kingdom who has never seen an episode of the show.
A mate of mine, who is in his fifties and has three kids, has seen every one several times. He did put me on to a couple of pearls of Homer's wisdom:
(i) "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
(ii) "Trying is the first step towards failure"
I think I could warm to Homer.
Carruthers