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Originally Posted by Brianna
Is it blonde?
or blond?
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Neither it's Blondie.
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Originally Posted by Brianna
I have a chalazion.
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Not a question. Warm compresses (wash cloth) on closed eye 4x/day. It may get worse before it gets better.
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Originally Posted by Brianna
Should I drop my class? It might make me relapse.
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No, but feel free to drop your pants.
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Originally Posted by Brianna
Should an unapologetic coffee-drinker get CrestStrips or is it a waste of time and money?
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Get them.
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Why hasn't there been a definitive bio of Led Zeppelin?
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The Illuminati have assassinated anyone who starts nosing around Zep.
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How can you tell if you're using your medical history as an excuse not to do stuff?
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Trick question - 85% of the time you can't.