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Old 04-13-2010, 10:51 PM   #20
Yznhymr
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: USA
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Yo Mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing

Yo Mama's so fat, she filled up the tub, then turned the water on

Yo Mama's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials

Yo Mama's so fat, the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts

Yo Mama's so fat, the only pictures they have of her are via satellite

Yo Mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live

Yo Mama's so fat, they had to change "One size fits all" to "One size fits everybody but yo mama"

Yo Mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down
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