Yo Mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing
Yo Mama's so fat, she filled up the tub, then turned the water on
Yo Mama's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials
Yo Mama's so fat, the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts
Yo Mama's so fat, the only pictures they have of her are via satellite
Yo Mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live
Yo Mama's so fat, they had to change "One size fits all" to "One size fits everybody but yo mama"
Yo Mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down
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"The pride system tends to intensify the self-hate against which it is supposed to be a defense, since any failure to live up to one's tyrannical shoulds or of the world to honor one's claims leads to feelings of worthlessness." Bernard J. Paris, Ph.D.
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