I've already rehearsed my speech for when (if? they didn't doorstep for the last election) the Tories come calling; why does David Cameron hate Britain so much? He's always on Five Live when I'm in the shower. And always like the hateful papers the 'rents read - Britain has failed, Britain is shit, Britain is a shitty, cocksucking, awful place etc etc etc.
I'm officially allied with the LibDems this election. Mum paid for me to join the party. She agreed with you - it gets me out of the house. And I'm not against their policies after all. Although working in a school I do wonder what will happen to "20 pupils a class". "My" school has two classes of 30 in Year Two. Where are the other 20 going to go?!
I don't hate Labour. But I don't think they have any chance of winning this election. I don't want the Tories to win, but I suspect they'll get this seat

I want Steven Lambert to win this seat; at the very least he'll commute (like my bro) and not waste money on a second home.
I'm stuffing envelopes and delivering leaflets for the cause anyway. Colour me yellow.