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Old 04-16-2010, 02:05 PM   #8235
Shawnee123
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
 
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This cracked me up, mostly because of the lyrics someone made up for it.

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you’ll listen to me

What do you get when you tan in a bed?
Browning just like you’re a slice of hot bread
What are you at getting terribly crisp?
What do you think will come of this?

I don’t like the look of it.
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