While living in DC, I was riding the 42 bus home one night--and this adorable, perky old guy got off a couple of stops before me. The bus driver commented to those of us close by the door that he was 98 years old. If asked, I would have guessed he was around 70.
So, making it to age 100 may not be as bad as you think, you age-ist mofos.
I'd also guess he wouldn't have turned down a lap dance.
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