My wife and I always like sending messed up gifts to folks we don't like , as in ,
A person you know that just got new carpet and they have 3-4 unruley kids , we send them the biggest playdoe play set we can find with lots of reloads ( cans of playdoe )
Or one of those mold it your self car sets (those can make a goopy mess ),
oh and a cehmestry set is always great .
This year we are sending a certin relation and kids gift cards from the hair cutting place in walmart . The thing is the nearest walmart is probley 30+ miles away , and they can't get beer or cigs for the gift cards ,,,,,,,,, Hell who am i fooling they will just probley trade them for crack or some such