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1. Felt the sun shining on your bare ass - Y, quite a few times actually..
2. Been caught screwing in the car - N
3. Been asked to leave a bar - N
4. Been physically removed from a bar - N
5. Outran the police in a car - Y
6. Outran the police on foot - Y
7. Passed out drunk in a public place - Y
8. Driven a car over 100 mph - Y
9. Jumped a motorcycle more than thirty feet - N
10. Been fired from a job for screwing around on your boss' dime - N
11. Seen Elvis live in concert - N
12. Seen Jimmy Buffett live in concert - N
13. Touched a hummingbird - N
14. Been flogged by a rooster/chicken - WTF
15. Been knocked out cold by a blow to the head - N
16. Served a jail sentence - N
17. Served a prison sentence - N
18. Had sex outside in broad daylight - I think so
19. Had a physical altercation with your best friend - Y, more than once
20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your size - N, people half my size are children and they are weak and defenseless.
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