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Am thinking of trying these ones out down the local estate pub, whaddya reckon?
Classy chatup lines to try on men (mine own work):
If you were a bishop I would kiss your ring.
If you were a milkshake I'd suck you hard.
If you were a turkey I'd gobble you up.
If you were an airbed I'd pump you all night.
You're like a bellyfull of Bacardi Breezers - you get me all hot and make me want to take my knickers off.
You're like a couple of pints of Stella - you make me want to show off and then go and have a lie-down.
You're like a Vindaloo [very hot curry] - I bet I'll be up and down all night.
You're like incontenence - I'm unexpectedly all wet.
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