[TheMercenary]

> THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
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> 1. Innovative
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> 2. Preliminary
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> 3. Proliferation
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> 4. Cinnamon
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> THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
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> 1. Specificity
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> 2. Anti-constitutionalistically
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> 3. Passive-aggressive disorder
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> 4. Transubstantiate
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> THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN
> DRUNK:
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> 1. No thanks, I’m married.
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> 2. Nope, no more booze for me!
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> 3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
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> 4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
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> 5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
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> 6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
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> 7. I’m not interested in fighting you.
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> 8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no
> coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool!
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> 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
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> 10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
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