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Gravdigr · 08-20-2010, 02:59 AM

Nah, I wouldn't actually hurt the lil fukker...but a man can dream. And he won't come anywhere near me, instead of doing something really bad, I throw water on him. Harmless, gets rid of the dog, and hopefully drives the neighbors a little batty wondering how the dog keeps coming home dripping wet.

I've never seen Slick over there, he pretty much stays in the yard unless he chases after an interloping kitteh. I'm sure he probably goes over there, though the neighbor has never said anything, (and he's the kind that would), that's kinda why I never actually do anything about the landmines in my yard, I guess.

But, on my front porch step?? Come on!!!

08-20-2010, 02:59 AM	#9
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Nah, I wouldn't actually hurt the lil fukker...but a man can dream. And he won't come anywhere near me, instead of doing something really bad, I throw water on him. Harmless, gets rid of the dog, and hopefully drives the neighbors a little batty wondering how the dog keeps coming home dripping wet. I've never seen Slick over there, he pretty much stays in the yard unless he chases after an interloping kitteh. I'm sure he probably goes over there, though the neighbor has never said anything, (and he's the kind that would), that's kinda why I never actually do anything about the landmines in my yard, I guess. But, on my front porch step?? Come on!!! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.