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squirell nutkin · 09-14-2010, 06:59 AM

Stop me if you've heard this one:

Three quartermasters are discussing the daily rations allotted for their troops. The Russian (feel free to update the nationalities) Q'master announces proudly, "We give all our troops 2,500 calories per day!"
The German snorts with laughter and replies, "HA, all our troops get 3,500 calories per day."
The American looks at them both, kind of chuckling and says, "Each of our troops gets 5,000 calories per day."

The Russian shouts, "Impossible! No one could ever eat that many potatoes in a single day."

09-14-2010, 06:59 AM	#18
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	Stop me if you've heard this one: Three quartermasters are discussing the daily rations allotted for their troops. The Russian (feel free to update the nationalities) Q'master announces proudly, "We give all our troops 2,500 calories per day!" The German snorts with laughter and replies, "HA, all our troops get 3,500 calories per day." The American looks at them both, kind of chuckling and says, "Each of our troops gets 5,000 calories per day." The Russian shouts, "Impossible! No one could ever eat that many potatoes in a single day." __________________ And now I'm finished posting.