My sister was putting on pants for my nephew this morning in the bedroom when I heard him yell out, "Ow! Don't pinch my wee wee!" I went in to see what happened. She said she hasn't even zipped up the zipper; she was just pulling up his pants and it must've pinched him somewhere.
The other day I heard my nephew yell in the bathroom, "Don't scratch my wee wee!" His mom was bathing him and must've scratched his wee wee while cleaning it.
Maybe all common stuffs you parents with boys out there, but I found it funny.