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OHMYGOD! Is that human? Can you imagine the conversation?
Him: I need sumthin' to show my undying love and respect to that great man, Dale Ernheart, god rest his soul.
Her: Well just bless your heart. I know, we'll get Uncle Daddy the barber to shave a big ole' number three into the hair on your back.
Him: Yeah, and I'll have a number three tatooed on my pecket to.
Her: But honey, yore pecker is only a two.....*
It never ceases to amaze me how the topics here wander off in so many different directions.
*we're talking inches here
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