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Gravdigr · 10-22-2010, 01:52 PM

Last nite and the nite before, I did something I've never done before. Two different things.

I'm an average white male, 42 years old. I thought I'd done everything with a female that I'd cared to do (that rules out Cleveland Steamers & Dirty Sanchez' and the like). What I ain't done, ain't a long list. What happened last nite and the nite before both involved nekkidity, but, not sex. During one we touched each other, during one we did not. One activity lasted, literally, alllllll niiiiiiite looooong. The other lasted about ten minutes.

And your final clue: One activity involved bodily fluids, the other did not.

What did I do?

10-22-2010, 01:52 PM	#1
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Can You Guess What I Did? Last nite and the nite before, I did something I've never done before. Two different things. I'm an average white male, 42 years old. I thought I'd done everything with a female that I'd cared to do (that rules out Cleveland Steamers & Dirty Sanchez' and the like). What I ain't done, ain't a long list. What happened last nite and the nite before both involved nekkidity, but, not sex. During one we touched each other, during one we did not. One activity lasted, literally, alllllll niiiiiiite looooong. The other lasted about ten minutes. And your final clue: One activity involved bodily fluids, the other did not. What did I do? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.