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Following on from gravigr's joke ...

Not content with some Human lovin', the randy mouse had one more fantasy to live out. He wanted to have sex with an elephant. so, off he went to the zoo, where he spent hours lurking around the elephant enclosure, plotting, scheming, trying to figure out how he could get a chance with the amazingly sexy she-elephant.

As he watched, a rat approached. The rat was Rick, Nick's cousin, and he was well connected at the zoo. The two got talking and a few minutes later, the deal was done. Cash passed from paw to paw, and Rick scurried off to arrange things with the elephant keeper.

A few minutes later the she-elephant was led into the holding pen out the back, and Rick appeared, waving the mouse in. In he went, climbed up the elephant's leg, and got straight to work. The elephant just rolled her eyes and ignored it as best she could.

In the next enclosure was a monkey, sitting near the top of a tree, holding a coconut. As he looked over the wall, he saw the mouse frantically humping the elephant, and began to laugh. He laughed so hard he eventually dropped his coconut, and it bounced of the wall and hit the elephant clean on the head, THWACK!

The elephant yelled out "OOOooowwwww!!!!"

The mouse yelled "take it all, bitch!"