Via
New Scientist.
Johnathon Keats reasoned that God hasn't done any creating for around 14 billion years, which is probably why He is so cranky and tends to smote people so much. And, being the One True God, it's gonna be hard to fix him up with a suitable partner. So, Keats resorted to Divine Porn to try to help the Big Fella out.
But what would turn God on? How about memories of the last act of creation? So Keats got some pics from the LHC at CERN, where they have reproduced conditions just after the big bang (by smashing lead ions into each other at a gazillion miles an hour), and laid them out on a votive altar with candles and incense and stuff.
So, if the above picture reminds you of the warm fuzzy afterglow of the last time you had a cosmic orgasm, you might well be the almighty.
More interview at the link.