[xoxoxoBruce]

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Ex-squeeze me?
You have "serious" politicians who believe there are mice with human brains, and mothers who think their children will catch teh ghey if they see a 5 year old boy in a skirt!
We can't top that.

First off the mothers woried about their children catching the ghey is a complete misrepresentation of the facts, they were concerned that the mother allowing her son to wear a dress would cause him to become queer, not their children.

You can't top our crazies?

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