A guy gets out of prison after two years. His wife and kids pick him up at the main gate.
The guy says to his wife, "F.F." His wife responds, "E.F." The man says, no "F.F." The wife says, "No way-E.F."
This goes on for about five minutes before one of the kids asks, " What the hell are you people talking about?"
The father responds " Your mom wants to eat first."
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