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Little Davie attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse"s legs and rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Davie asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"
His father replied, "Because when I"m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
Billy, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom!"
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"like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt
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