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Work on "THE LIST".
Just have it headlined that.
Put various coworkers names on it.
Scratch your head a lot (not so much they think you have lice, but a lot).
Mumble from time to time.
Redo the list, with people's names in different orders.
Cross things out a lot.
Write some names very heavily. Going over and over and over the name with your pencil (yes, do this in pencil, but cross out instead of erasing.)
10 or so names down, you're going to want to have a subheading.
It should say "reload."
You might want to have something like a Pez or other refillable novelty candy dispenser handy in your pocket, so just in case someone gets really freaked out over this, you can offer the explanation that you were merely deciding with whom and in what order to share your candy ...
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