You thought she was serious? Wow, you are not the sharpest tool in the shed by a long shot, are you?
An email notification when your name gets mentioned. Bwaahahahahaaa...yeah, you thought that was real. Just like your feigned innocence (one trick: two ponies) of why Henry showed up.
Man, you pots call kettles "liars" and "off the rockers" an awful lot, don't you?
Oh, I didn't cry to Henry. I merely laughed at what a dickhead you are, and he responded because he was in complete agreement over your dickheadedness (though his words were for sure more eloquent and encompassing than mine.) We had quite a chuckle over the steam rising out of your ears and your sputtering and flailing.
Not to mention your admission of your various stalking activities. Creepy. *shudder* You look worse by the minute!
