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Radar · 12-18-2003, 12:27 PM

I'd "Celebrate" but I'm working "9 to 5" so I can buy a "Mercedes Benz" and I don't want my boss to "Call Me" a "Slacker". But first let me tell you a story about a guy at work.

"Me & Bobby McGee" are going to "Move Over" to the "Mississippi River" to fight because he saw his wife "Mary Jane" give me a "Careless Whisper and me telliing her "Put Your Head On My Shoulder" because I've got a good "Shoulder to Cry On". He has the "Kozmic Blues" so I told him "Merry Christmas, I don't want to fight tonight" but he had the "Eye of the Tiger" and wanted to start a "Zuit Suit Riot". I said, "Take it Easy" and have "One Bourbon One Scotch One Beer" so he could "Take a bottle drown your sorrows"

I said, "Don't Worry, Be Happy" "Roll out the barrel, we'll have a barrel of fun" "So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999" and we did. The next thing I knew, his wife came to the bar and told him "When I think about you I touch my self" and she needed some "Sexual Healing". He said, "You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine". He went home with her and they lived Happily Ever After.

12-18-2003, 12:27 PM	#37
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	I'd "Celebrate" but I'm working "9 to 5" so I can buy a "Mercedes Benz" and I don't want my boss to "Call Me" a "Slacker". But first let me tell you a story about a guy at work. "Me & Bobby McGee" are going to "Move Over" to the "Mississippi River" to fight because he saw his wife "Mary Jane" give me a "Careless Whisper and me telliing her "Put Your Head On My Shoulder" because I've got a good "Shoulder to Cry On". He has the "Kozmic Blues" so I told him "Merry Christmas, I don't want to fight tonight" but he had the "Eye of the Tiger" and wanted to start a "Zuit Suit Riot". I said, "Take it Easy" and have "One Bourbon One Scotch One Beer" so he could "Take a bottle drown your sorrows" I said, "Don't Worry, Be Happy" "Roll out the barrel, we'll have a barrel of fun" "So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999" and we did. The next thing I knew, his wife came to the bar and told him "When I think about you I touch my self" and she needed some "Sexual Healing". He said, "You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine". He went home with her and they lived Happily Ever After. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin Last edited by Radar; 12-18-2003 at 12:30 PM.