I'd recently let some of my fellow condo residents know that I refer to the downstairs restaurant owner as Jabba the Chef. They laughed without me having to explain, because he is exactly like Jabba the Hutt from Star Wars. Almost everyone in our building despises him, and he despises us right back of course.
It's probably only a matter of time now before he finds out what his nickname is, and tries to inflict shady intimidation tactics on me in typical Hutt crime lord fashion.
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