Maude theme:
And as done by Family Guy:
I really didn't put Maude and Bernice together, but thought he was referring to Maude, as Maude's theme suggested Maude was a sister doin' it for herself, and figured with the name Arthur it was just cleverness. I didn't know Bernice was Bea Arthur.
In sharp contrast to the theme from Phyllis (makes me snort out loud at the end, every time):