Hair dye: OK for covering gray. NOT ok for changing color. Bleach is a definite no-no. And don't talk about it. Buy it at a drug store you don't usually shop at, for cash.
Movies: Generally, anything with Meryl Streep or Sissy Spacek is right out.
Wearing dresses/other articles of women's clothing: OK for Halloween and J. Edgar Hoover's birthday, but don't look too comfortable in them. Other than that, verboten.
Shaving: Unless you're a professional swimmer or bicycle racer, should be confined to the face.
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