I found a really funny joke while googling "stupidest jokes ever":
There was a blonde, and a man from another country at a bar, and the man said, "My country was the first from space," and at that time a red head came up, she said, " My country was the first to go to the moon."
Then the blonde said," Oh yeah well I am gunna go to the sun!" The red head said, " Stupid you can't go to the sun it is too hot." Then the blonde replied, " That is why I'm going at night!"
She never heard the scream.
A blonde walked up to a coke machine, put in a dollar, and got out a coke. She then put in another dollar, and got another coke. Again and again, she put in more and more dollars and got out more and more cokes.
As she was doing this, a man came and stood behind her. he tapped her on her shoulder, and said "What on earth are you doing?"
She replied angrily " Shut up! Cant you see im winning?!"
She never saw his fist coming.
Oh gawd my stomach hurts. STOP.
I never saw the tape.