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5 FEET OF SNOW STARTING AT MIDNIGHT.
Oh, um...
3 FEET OF SNOW STARTING AT 4 A.M.
Well, wait...
3-5 INCHES OF SNOW STARTING SOMETIME IN THE MORNING.
It's the fickle snow I hate: sent home early or not, it will take me about 2 hours to get home, I'm sure.
Snow or get off the pot, Mother Nature, you beeatch!
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