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Chopsticks are good for poking hobos in the eye. Since the technological advances in utensils (The Age of Enbitenment), producing such wonders as the fork, I prefer to stab my food rather than watch it fall all over the floor.
I don't use tiger bone for toothpicks anymore, either.
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice.
--Bill Cosby
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