"Pissing" me off indeed... one of Minifobette's therapists thought it would be a fantastic idea to teach her how to take off her pants, in anticipation of her potty-training.
No, you dumb bitch, you potty-train her in anticipation of the day she can take off her own pants! Now I have to cinch her pants up with a tight belt just to keep her from pissing on the floor every 10 minutes.
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