It could be that your life it meant to serve as a warning to others.
No, wait. What I meant to say is:
Forget slashdot. Post here. Some day, you may even take my title of "Biggest Asshole On The System". And no, I'm not talking "stretched"...
Useless knowledge isn't useless. I'm a fountain of "useless" knowledge. You just need to put it to good work. Like on Jeopardy, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?, or The Weakest Link. Be careful though - if you make it to the last 3, the 2 idiots will usually vote you off so they can duke it out. So make sure to incapacitate one of them in the bathroom during a break.
