1. Have you ever pissed on another person?
no
1b. If yes, was it malicious or consensual?
2. Have you ever been pissed on? (Babies/the elderly don't count)
maybe
2b. If yes, was it malicious or consensual?
if you really want, I'll explain (it won't be SFW, like the rest of this is
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3. Since becoming an adult, have you pissed on yourself?
yes
3b. If yes, was it an accident or on purpose?
accident
4. How long has it been since you pissed outside?
a few days
4b. By choice or necessity?
necessity
5. Would you be able to drink your own piss? (for whatever reason)
maybe
5b. Would you be able to drink someone else's piss? (for whatever reason)
don't think so