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Old 01-30-2011, 01:55 AM   #1
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Originally Posted by ZenGum View Post
Also, there's an old story about a line that sounds like it should be a punch line, but doesn't have a build-up joke:

Liquor? I didn't even kiss her!

I think there's another line like that, but I can't think of it right now.
I like my women like I like my bars. Liquor in the front and poker in the rear.
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